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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: Andy please take their Diamonds

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 15, Disco Inferno, with a little help from a glass of Pinot (or two)…. Hello, guys. I can’t even call you my Housewives-Lovers because I am about ready to jump ship after last night’s Disco Inferno fiasco. It appears

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: The Power of Melissa Etheridge

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 14, Shameless Not Ruthless, with a little help from a glass of Champs (or two)…. Hello, my loves! Did we have ourselves an episode last night, or what? From Kathy’s little one-liners to the title of the Homeless Not

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: The two sides of Rinna

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 13, Rose Colored Glasses, with a little help from a glass of Rinna Rose (or two)…. Hello, my Housewives-Lovers. On last night’s episode, Rinna invited the ladies over to taste her new Rinna Rose, and you would think the

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: Who really is the ‘Master of her Own Disaster,’ Ms. Jayne?

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 12, Beverly Hills Blackout, with a little help from a glass of Pinot (or two)…. Hello my Housewives-Lovers! And welcome to another recap of our Beverly Hills Housewives, aka, what will Drunk Erika do next? She’s already cussed out

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: Kathy Hilton, Jamie Lee Curtis, and an Erika faux pas!

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 11, The Weight of Words, with a little help from a glass of Champs (or two)…. Hello, my Housewives! We had ourselves a little episode last night, didn’t we? Not only did Kathy Hilton finally arrive, but Jamie Lee

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: Delusional Diana strikes again

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 10, So You Say, with a little help from a glass of Champs (or two)… Hello friends. Was it just me, or was last night’s RHOBH episode rather blah? Sure, we had Kyle out there with her snow-blower and

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The Bachelorette Red Wine Recap: Gabby and Rachel prove they are the real deal!

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelorette, Season 19, Episode 1 Premiere, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Hello, my Rose-Lovers! We embark on a new adventure as our two beloved Bachelorettes, Gabby Windey and Rachel Recchia, seek their new gentlemen suitors. Ahhhhh, Gabby and Rachel. Just

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: Drunk Erika is not a good look

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 9, Calamity Jayne, with a little help from a glass of Champs (or two)… Hello, my Housewives-lovers! Can I still call you that after last night’s episode? I mean, we only had one Ms. Drunk Jayne proposing threesomes to

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: Black Swan Diana has come out

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 8, It Takes a Villain, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Hello friends. I feel like I just got the wind knocked out of me, and I still have a look on my