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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: Erika gets ship-faced

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 7, Ship-Faced, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Hello, my Housewives-lovers! It’s a lovely day in Punta Mita. Diana Jenkins is wearing her silk pajamas to dinner again. Sutton has busted out the

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RHOBH Red Wine recap: At least 14 people do not like Crystal

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 6, High Cries and Misty Demeanors, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Hello, my dah-lings! On last night’s RHOBH, we bargained down $5,000 rings, sipped one too many margaritas, and became each other’s

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: So that’s it, Crystal?! That’s the ‘dark’ comment?!

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 5, In Hot Water, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Hello, Housewives-Lovers. On last night’s episode, we uncovered the truth about Sutton’s alleged “dark” comments. And I hope you are ready for them

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: Crystal just opened up a whole can of dead dark worms

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 4, The Crystal Conundrum, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Welcome my Housewives-lovers! I don’t even have time for the pleasantries tonight because I’ve got a whole can of dead, dark worms to

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: A bizarre lesson on feelings

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 3, There’s Sutton About Crystal, with a little help from a glass of Rose (or two)… Hello, my Housewives Dah-lings, and welcome to your weekly recap of the Beverly Hills Housewives! Where wearing a Burberry tracksuit TWICE is the

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: Is Sutton a Receipt Offender?

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 2, Receipt Offender, with a little help from a glass of Rose (or two) … Hello, my Housewives-Lovers, and welcome to your Red Wine Recap of these nutty Housewives! On tonight’s menu are receipts … Elton John charity event

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RHOBH Red Wine Recap: The Beverly Hills ladies are back!

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 12, Episode 1, Premiere, The Break-In, with a little help from a glass of Rose (or two) … Greetings my Housewives-Lovers! And welcome to your weekly recap of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where we drink to dramatic dinners, critique

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Love is Blind Season 2 Reunion Red Wine Recap: A Shake Down

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps Love is Blind Season 2 with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Hello, my Love is Blind podlings, and welcome to my first Red Wine Recap of this odd little show that I’ve grown to love … a show about finding love in the

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The Bachelorette Red Wine Recap: Ego is not a good look on you, Jamie

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelorette, Season 18, Episode 2, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Hi Rose-Lovers! And welcome to Week 2 of Michelle’s love journey! Tonight, we met Michelle’s students who should, quite honestly, host the next season of Paradise … we realized Michelle looks