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Recap: Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Breakfast Vodka Edition

“This is what you call a breakfast vodka,” Traci Braxton knows how to set up the opening to an episode, but this new crew isn’t the drinking bunch of last season’s “Marriage Boot Camp” on WEtv, and she and Kevin are the only two who seem to really be drinking dawn til dusk. At least

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Recap: Real Housewives of New York City, The Ramona’s Gotta Go Edition

It’s hard to know where to start in my recap of this week’s “Real Housewives of New York” because there was stupidity and tackiness going down left and right all over the place! In brief, Ramona’s an ignorant bitch, Sonja’s a slutty drunk, and Aviva’s father George is still a dirty pervert that grosses everybody

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Recap: WEtv ‘Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars’ I Am Not An Alcoholic Edition

I was seriously skeptical about the new WEtv “Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars” from the very first promo. After all, two of the featured celeb couples aren’t even married, and we know JWoww was preggers when it was being filmed so she wasn’t going to be her usual entertaining, inebriated self. But that doesn’t mean

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Recap: The Real Housewives of New York, Scrotum Waxing Edition

It’s not often that I have to begin my blog with the teaser for next week but this time I don’t have a choice. Aviva’s dad is back on “Real Housewives of New York” and he’s in rare form. “Ramona is a bitch and you know what happens to bitches,” George declares. Well, he’s not

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Recap: WEtv’s Marriage Boot Camp “The Aftermath”

So did anybody else notice they didn’t call the wrap-up episode of WEtv’s “Marriage Boot Camp” a reunion show like they usually would? They called it “The Aftermath.” I’m guessing that’s because a few of the couples are still just a big hot mess and some of them didn’t even learn enough to stay out

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Recap: Real Housewives of New York, The Jerry Springer Edition

Wow, new girl Kristen Taekman said it best on the “Real Housewives of New York” this week when she officially declared Ramona “white trash.” Maybe she’s not as dumb as BravoTV made her out to be at first. At least she’s perceptive. “I was the first one to defend her on this ‘white trash’ comment

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Recap: Marriage Boot Camp, The Epileptic Mermaid Edition

So you know that tonight’s season finale of WEtv’s “Marriage Boot Camp” picked up in the middle of the big house fight that was starting just as they left us hanging last week. To refresh everyone’s memories, the girls are HOT the boys came home happy and drunk (equally pissed about both, btw) and s**t

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Behind the Scenes with WE’s “Marriage Boot Camp” – How Real Is It?

The Producers and Directors Answer Our Burning Questions… I started blogging WEtv’s “Marriage Boot Camp” for Monsters and Critics last season when Thinkfactory Media first began producing a television show about saving marriages. The fact that they used the REAL “Bridezillas” couples who we watched behave like demonic witches and psychotic bitches throughout their wedding

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Recap: ‘Real Housewives of New York,’ The Assault And Battery Edition

Assault is defined as the harmful or offensive, non-consensual touching of another. Guess what, Ramon Singer, even throwing that Pinot last week, and this week, is considered assault. And tonight, in most states you committed “assault and battery” when you lobbed that glass at Kristen’s face. I can’t believe I’m quoting Aviva but she was

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Recap: Marriage Boot Camp, The Skeevy Behavior By A Married Man Edition

I couldn’t even keep up with “Marriage Boot Camp” tonight because everyone was losing it at the same time – OMG, were you watching? For the first 30 minutes I thought Blanca’s “alleged” infidelity to Julian would be my hot topic tonight, but then my favorite wanna-be celebrity Shaun stole the show. So we’re going