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Recap: “Below Deck” on BravoTV “The No Tequila, No Tip” Edition

This week’s “Below Deck” on BravoTV was probably the least interesting so far, due largely to the fact that the charter guests were a total snore. The weather wasn’t great so they spent their days ashore, shopping and bar hopping. They were always polite. The only thing they weren’t happy about was the fact that

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Below Deck Recap: ‘Wine, Dine and 69!’ Edition

Tonight’s “Below Deck” on Bravo exemplified the old adage: “Be careful what you wish for.” Emile finally shows and interest in Rocky and asks her out. And he’s the worst date ever! By the time they get back to the yacht, she doesn’t even want a cuddle. “That date was so painful. It was like nails

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Below Deck Recap: ‘Serving Frozen Conch in the Caribbean’ Edition

  OMG HUGE POINTS to Captain Lee tonight on BravoTV’s “Below Deck” for finally calling deckhand-with-attitude Don on his ignorance and lack of respect. Last week, I said Don was going to get fired. I was wrong. Bad info from misinformed people. Yikes! Mea culpa! Won’t let that happen again. I’ve never trusted anything but

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Recap: ‘Below Deck’, How Rocky Fried Her Brain Edition

Alright, just gotta say that somebody at BravoTV needs to put the kibosh on the sexual harassment of the crew by charter guests on “Below Deck.” They’re making it look like women have to tolerate that behavior if they’re working for rich people on yachts. That’s not true. I’ve worked in tourism and the service

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‘Below Deck’ Ep 1: More Foam, Bosun! Recap

All I can say about the new crew working on mega-yacht Eros for BravoTV’s new season of “Below Deck” is OH. MY. GOD. They are so lucky the first charter guest is a drunk-ass whack job because the crew is already at war, whether or not the Captain is aware of it. It seems like,

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Recap: “Below Deck” Finale on BravoTV, The Runny Scrambled Eggs Edition

Tonight’s “Below Deck” finale on BravoTV was predictable and almost boring. Let me break it down to one paragraph. Crew spends season f**king up, f**king each other, disrespecting guests, providing poor service and generally hating each other. In the final episode, everybody makes fake apologies, they pull off one almost-perfect charter, hearts get broken, and

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Below Deck,” The Svengali Brainwasher Weirdo Edition

Tonight was downright fascinating on BravoTV’s “Below Deck.” Finally, somebody gave them what they deserved – a reduced tip for s**tty service. Not that I thought this primary charter guest was a class act – his comment about them being their slaves right before he boarded told us otherwise. But I’m sick of watching the

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Recap: “Below Deck” on BravoTV, The Beluga Caviar Edition

Tonight’s “Below Deck” on BravoTV was yet another glaring example of how completely slack and disrespectful the Ohana’s yacht crew behaves toward the guests… and their captain. Captain Lee finally shows his backbone, thank God. It may be too little too late though. Remember Kelley’s birthday party last week when he danced a stripper pole

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Recap: BravoTV’s ‘Below Deck,’ The Captain Crunch Edition

I’m baffled by tonight’s episode of “Below Deck” on BravoTV. For once, there was no drama with the guests and yet the crew still managed to have a s**tty attitude about the charter. The Irish rugby players had a good time, but they were only on the boat for 22 hours. Apparently, that means they

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Below Deck” Broken Whiskey Bottle Edition

I think a lot of last season’s viewers tuned back in to BravoTV’s “Below Deck” tonight for the highly anticipated return of last season’s star, Adrienne Gang. And she did not disappoint. Upon seeing her on the beach, Eddie simply turned and ran away, jumped back in the tender and went back to the boat.