Once again, BravoTV held us all hostage with the promise of the great Miami explosion for the “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” and once again, we were disappointed. No really, how far out can you tease things? There should be rules about that. All the footage of everything happening in New Jersey tonight was utterly
Alright, BravoTV – enough teasing the big reveal about Rino’s affair with the twins’ mother on “Real Housewives of New Jersey” – we already all know what the gossip is and that shit’s going to hit the fan. Show it already. In fact, pretty much everybody in the entire free world except the twins knows
What the hell was that? I just sat through the biggest waste of time watching “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” on Bravo. The whole episode could have been condensed into 10 minutes and been far more interesting. They should have done a barf-bag insert in “People Magazine” this week like the scratch&sniff one they
I’d like a show of hands from everybody who thinks they should have just skipped tonight’s episode of BravoTV’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” and cut right to the Miami trip in the teasers? The denouement of the episode was nothing but the same footage we saw in real time when Juicy and Tre made
To borrow a line from Antonique Smith’s song – “Hold Up, Wait a Minute!” Did Victoria Gotti just tell us that Rino slept with his mother-in-law to cause his first divorce from Teresa? I think that’s what was just revealed in the last two minutes of the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV tonight.
General consensus of the viewers’ live-tweeting tonight is that this season of BravoTV’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” is BOOORRRRRINGG! Gotta agree. We went from a couple of actual families with actual wives to a bunch of really whiny women fighting all the time. Oh wait, the only diff is that the old crew actually
And the Best Tweet of the Night Award goes to @CaitlinDistler during tonight’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV. “When @Teresa_Giudice is the voice of reason s**t has gotten bad #RHONJ” OMG. That was HILARIOUS. And true. Seriously. Let’s evaluate. Amber is bats**t nuts. The twins are like nails on a chalkboard. Melissa is
So after he made such a big deal about NOT hanging out around the Guidices because of the ethics of his job, what was Jim Marchese doing at that party at Bobby’s house when he knew good and well that both the Joes would be there? Is Jim a hypocrite? Or was he looking for
I’m going to have to call this one “The Night They Couldn’t Even Get the Gossip Right in The Great State of New Jersey.” Seriously. This episode of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV was like watching a group of third graders (a really big circle of them) trying to play the old game
Joe Gorga sticking his tongue to a frozen metal pole on tonight’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV was HILARIOUS. We’ve all seen “A Christmas Story” and we all know it’s true and it hurts if you do it, but he was such a little boy that he just had to try it. And