Captain Holt had us all in tears on Brooklyn Nine-Nine with his selection of hilarious tropical t-shirts — including a “Pineapple Slut” one.
But the good news for fans is, you can actually buy them!
His collection of shirts came after he visited a tropical resort after finding out he didn’t get the police commissioner job. Others read “DTF: Down to Fiesta” and “1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, FLOOR!!!”
But the Pineapple Slut one was by far the funniest.
It caused confusion with Jake, who asked: “Is the pineapple the slut, or is it calling someone else a slut?”
“Clearly the pineapple is the slut,” Holt replied.
Luckily, you can also get the Captain Holt look for yourself — for somewhere between $20 and $25.
Several t-shirt stores are offering them for sale. Just Google what it means before you go out wearing one.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine airs Thursdays at 9/8c on NBC.