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Recap: BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules,” The No Ulterior Motives Edition

So it’s official. Kristen on BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” is cray-cray and it’s time for Ariana to get a restraining order. Or a bodyguard. Kristen’s interpretation of her conversation with Tom in Miami goes to show how totally delusional she is. “Tom and I finally spoke about our relationship and about the breakup – it was

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” The Homo-erotic Undertones Edition

Let’s not mess around about what went down on BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” this week. I couldn’t live-tweet or blog that night because I was busy watching the Ohio State Buckeyes (my alma mater) trounce the Oregon Ducks. Thank God for the DVR. So Jax is at least bi, or bi-curious, or maybe even gay and

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Recap: Vanderpump Rules, We’re All Sick Of Jax Edition

Here’s the thing, while I was thoroughly entertained by “Vanderpump Rules” on BravoTV tonight, nothing actually happened. Yes, they went on the bachelorette party to Miami but other than the boys all acting like a bunch of women (that’s why I didn’t call it a bachelor party), there was absolutely no storyline whatsoever. The entire

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Recap: ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Double Header, The Pilfered Candles Edition

Just forced myself to watch two episodes of “Vanderpump Rules” back-to-back in an effort to get all caught up for this week (damned Dish box succumbed the salt air on our tiny island here only five miles wide), and to some extent, the experience was painful. But maybe we should all have to watch a

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Recap: Vanderpump Rules, The Bunch of Friggin Sheep Edition!

Just gonna ask this – how did the biggest bitch (Stassi) and the biggest moron (Jax) end up being the ringleaders of a group of nitwits like those fools at Sur? Baaahhhh! Bunch of friggin sheep! Stassi and Jax are like #MeanGirls who couldn’t get along and started their own cliques. I think I’m glad

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules,” The Pathetic, Lying, Cheating Chump Edition

I think we should call tonight’s episode of BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” something like “The Night Everyone But Katie realized Schwartz Is a Pathetic, Lying, Cheating Chump” Edition. But it’s just a suggestion. Just have to ask if anybody else was having eighth grade flashbacks tonight with all the gossiping. For real. I can recap the

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Recap: BravoTV’s ‘Vanderpump Rules,’ The Jax Has No Life Edition

Jax’s nose doesn’t look any different – I think we can all agree on that. “Vanderpump Rules” tonight kept making me want to scream at the television set. Maybe that’s what BravoTV is going for here. Lesson learned – everyone that works at Sur keeps track of who does, and who does not, text them

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Recap: BravoTV’s ‘Vanderpump Rules,’ The Scared Little Bunny Edition

Gotta be completely honest. No regrets about watching the Ferguson verdict instead of BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” last night. I like the show, but nothing exciting happened. Lost nothing by waiting a day. Seriously, too much of the episode focused on Jax and his nose job. But before his big surgery, he goes on a manscaping

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Recap: Vanderpump Rules, ‘Kristen Is Like Human Spam’ Edition

It’s hard to focus on writing tonight’s “Vanderpump Rules” blog because I’d rather be watching Lisa Vanderpump with Andy Cohen on “Watch What Happens Live.” I love Lisa, although I’m starting to wonder why she hasn’t fired some of these idiots who are still working for her. Last week, Lisa fired James and put Kristen

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Recap: Vanderpump Rules, The ‘I Have Eyes And Ears Everywhere’ Edition

Truth? I don’t know what was funnier and more pathetic tonight on the latest episode of “Vanderpump Rules.” It was either Tom’s four-minute apology video to Scheana on YouTube or Jax getting Stassi’s tattoo covered up and getting Carmen’s name inked on, and then breaking up with her. Now he’s gotta have Tiffany’s name tattooed