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Recap: BravoTV ‘Below Deck’ #PenisGate

More than a third of tonight’s “Below Deck” episode on BravoTV was dedicated to #PenisGate. No, seriously. Last week, the yacht’s seriously unprofessional, resting-bitch-face Chief Stew made a penis-shaped blanket on the primary guest’s bed (possibly offensive since he’s gay?) and tonight we got to see it… over and over. With everyone’s reactions. Here’s the

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Recap: BravoTV’s ‘Below Deck,’ The I’m Not Your Geisha Boy Edition

Tonight’s episode of BravoTV’s “Below Deck” should have been titled “What Not to Do in the Service Industry.” Then everybody watching could have treated that hot mess like a live tutorial on how not to behave toward paying guests on a multi-million dollar charter yacht. No seriously, as somebody who owns a company that provides

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Recap: ‘Below Deck,’ How NOT to Treat the Guests Edition

We all knew that deckhand Andrew was lying about his experience on BravoTV’s “Below Deck,” but we didn’t realize quite how bad it was. Like it was total fiction. Kid doesn’t know anything about anything and it’s actually dangerous for him and the rest of the crew. You have to know what the heck you’re

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Recap: Bravo’s “Below Deck,” The Gold Digging Replacement Edition

The ship is sinking for Bravo’s “Below Deck” without last season’s star Adrienne Gang. Numbers don’t lie and neither do all the viewer tweets bitching about her gold-digging replacement. Although she’s got some funny one-liners, the new head steward is a self-proclaimed Sugar Daddy hunter. In fact, the whole reason she went into yachting and

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Recap: Bravo TV’s ‘Below Deck,’ Left In The Microwave Too Long Edition

I’m just going to admit that I was definitely #TeamAdrienne for BravoTV’s “Below Deck” last season and I almost didn’t watch when I heard they weren’t bringing her back. But there aren’t a lot of shows filmed in my neighborhood (the Caribbean) so curiosity got the best of me. Let’s start with who IS back

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Recap: ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Reunion, Hold The Wax Bravo!

*editor’s note: This is the first blog post by our guest Sandy Malone, star of TLC’s Wedding Island. I’ve just finished watching Part 2 of that horrendous “Vanderpump Rules” reunion – I think we can all agree that none of us needed to see that waxing scene again. Seriously girls, you got on your knees