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Recap: ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Double Header, The Pilfered Candles Edition

Just forced myself to watch two episodes of “Vanderpump Rules” back-to-back in an effort to get all caught up for this week (damned Dish box succumbed the salt air on our tiny island here only five miles wide), and to some extent, the experience was painful. But maybe we should all have to watch a

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Recap: Vanderpump Rules, The Bunch of Friggin Sheep Edition!

Just gonna ask this – how did the biggest bitch (Stassi) and the biggest moron (Jax) end up being the ringleaders of a group of nitwits like those fools at Sur? Baaahhhh! Bunch of friggin sheep! Stassi and Jax are like #MeanGirls who couldn’t get along and started their own cliques. I think I’m glad

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules,” The Pathetic, Lying, Cheating Chump Edition

I think we should call tonight’s episode of BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” something like “The Night Everyone But Katie realized Schwartz Is a Pathetic, Lying, Cheating Chump” Edition. But it’s just a suggestion. Just have to ask if anybody else was having eighth grade flashbacks tonight with all the gossiping. For real. I can recap the

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Recap: BravoTV’s ‘Vanderpump Rules,’ The Jax Has No Life Edition

Jax’s nose doesn’t look any different – I think we can all agree on that. “Vanderpump Rules” tonight kept making me want to scream at the television set. Maybe that’s what BravoTV is going for here. Lesson learned – everyone that works at Sur keeps track of who does, and who does not, text them

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Recap: BravoTV’s ‘Vanderpump Rules,’ The Scared Little Bunny Edition

Gotta be completely honest. No regrets about watching the Ferguson verdict instead of BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” last night. I like the show, but nothing exciting happened. Lost nothing by waiting a day. Seriously, too much of the episode focused on Jax and his nose job. But before his big surgery, he goes on a manscaping

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Recap: Vanderpump Rules, ‘Kristen Is Like Human Spam’ Edition

It’s hard to focus on writing tonight’s “Vanderpump Rules” blog because I’d rather be watching Lisa Vanderpump with Andy Cohen on “Watch What Happens Live.” I love Lisa, although I’m starting to wonder why she hasn’t fired some of these idiots who are still working for her. Last week, Lisa fired James and put Kristen

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Recap: Vanderpump Rules, The ‘I Have Eyes And Ears Everywhere’ Edition

Truth? I don’t know what was funnier and more pathetic tonight on the latest episode of “Vanderpump Rules.” It was either Tom’s four-minute apology video to Scheana on YouTube or Jax getting Stassi’s tattoo covered up and getting Carmen’s name inked on, and then breaking up with her. Now he’s gotta have Tiffany’s name tattooed

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Recap: “Vanderpump Rules,” Pump Is Where You Take Your Boyfriend Edition

After finishing up “Vanderpump Rules” last season by proving that pretty boys can fight – they just don’t hit anywhere it could affect a modeling career – the whole same crew of idiots is back working at Sur. What was Lisa Vanderpump thinking? I’d say it’s all about ratings. She must have a real staff

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Recap: “Below Deck” Finale on BravoTV, The Runny Scrambled Eggs Edition

Tonight’s “Below Deck” finale on BravoTV was predictable and almost boring. Let me break it down to one paragraph. Crew spends season f**king up, f**king each other, disrespecting guests, providing poor service and generally hating each other. In the final episode, everybody makes fake apologies, they pull off one almost-perfect charter, hearts get broken, and

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Below Deck,” The Svengali Brainwasher Weirdo Edition

Tonight was downright fascinating on BravoTV’s “Below Deck.” Finally, somebody gave them what they deserved – a reduced tip for s**tty service. Not that I thought this primary charter guest was a class act – his comment about them being their slaves right before he boarded told us otherwise. But I’m sick of watching the