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Recap: “Below Deck” on BravoTV ‘The Frog Legs’ Edition

  “Below Deck” on BravoTV was full of really good one-liners this week. Nothing like a common enemy to bring everybody else together. In this case, the common enemy is Chef Leon. And the stewardesses are finally working like a well-oiled machine together. For the first time in three seasons. Wow! Emile spends this episode

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Recap: “Below Deck” on BravoTV “The No Tequila, No Tip” Edition

This week’s “Below Deck” on BravoTV was probably the least interesting so far, due largely to the fact that the charter guests were a total snore. The weather wasn’t great so they spent their days ashore, shopping and bar hopping. They were always polite. The only thing they weren’t happy about was the fact that

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Below Deck Recap: ‘Wine, Dine and 69!’ Edition

Tonight’s “Below Deck” on Bravo exemplified the old adage: “Be careful what you wish for.” Emile finally shows and interest in Rocky and asks her out. And he’s the worst date ever! By the time they get back to the yacht, she doesn’t even want a cuddle. “That date was so painful. It was like nails

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Below Deck Recap: ‘Serving Frozen Conch in the Caribbean’ Edition

  OMG HUGE POINTS to Captain Lee tonight on BravoTV’s “Below Deck” for finally calling deckhand-with-attitude Don on his ignorance and lack of respect. Last week, I said Don was going to get fired. I was wrong. Bad info from misinformed people. Yikes! Mea culpa! Won’t let that happen again. I’ve never trusted anything but

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Recap: ‘Below Deck’, How Rocky Fried Her Brain Edition

Alright, just gotta say that somebody at BravoTV needs to put the kibosh on the sexual harassment of the crew by charter guests on “Below Deck.” They’re making it look like women have to tolerate that behavior if they’re working for rich people on yachts. That’s not true. I’ve worked in tourism and the service

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‘Below Deck’ Ep 1: More Foam, Bosun! Recap

All I can say about the new crew working on mega-yacht Eros for BravoTV’s new season of “Below Deck” is OH. MY. GOD. They are so lucky the first charter guest is a drunk-ass whack job because the crew is already at war, whether or not the Captain is aware of it. It seems like,

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules,” The No Ulterior Motives Edition

So it’s official. Kristen on BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” is cray-cray and it’s time for Ariana to get a restraining order. Or a bodyguard. Kristen’s interpretation of her conversation with Tom in Miami goes to show how totally delusional she is. “Tom and I finally spoke about our relationship and about the breakup – it was

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” The Homo-erotic Undertones Edition

Let’s not mess around about what went down on BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” this week. I couldn’t live-tweet or blog that night because I was busy watching the Ohio State Buckeyes (my alma mater) trounce the Oregon Ducks. Thank God for the DVR. So Jax is at least bi, or bi-curious, or maybe even gay and

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Recap: Vanderpump Rules, We’re All Sick Of Jax Edition

Here’s the thing, while I was thoroughly entertained by “Vanderpump Rules” on BravoTV tonight, nothing actually happened. Yes, they went on the bachelorette party to Miami but other than the boys all acting like a bunch of women (that’s why I didn’t call it a bachelor party), there was absolutely no storyline whatsoever. The entire

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Recap: ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Double Header, The Pilfered Candles Edition

Just forced myself to watch two episodes of “Vanderpump Rules” back-to-back in an effort to get all caught up for this week (damned Dish box succumbed the salt air on our tiny island here only five miles wide), and to some extent, the experience was painful. But maybe we should all have to watch a